i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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