Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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