He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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