Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I intend to get homeless drunk
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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