Plan B is the new Plan A
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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