Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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