sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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