Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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