Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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