Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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