Having a random hookup so left but love u
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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