Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
