I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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