But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why didn't you poke me back
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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