somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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