Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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