I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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