i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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