Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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