i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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