Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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