im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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