If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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