it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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