I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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