Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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