Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I think I am morally bankrupt
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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