Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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