at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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