Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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