Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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