dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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