Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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