The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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