Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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