quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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