Got a toothbrush?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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