on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
