The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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