I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Some milfs here doing some blow
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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