piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
do herpes really smell.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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