Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We have so much sex to catch up on
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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