He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
