i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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