If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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