I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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