I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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