No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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