Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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