HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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