That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
worst night to have a conscience
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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