the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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