We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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