it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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