Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We got so high we made milksteak
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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