This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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