Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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